dick had me like
"Who threw that?!"
"Purrfect throw! Your face is a great target."
I got into a bad mood today. can you guys act cute and all or just being so perfect together to cheer me up?
THERE REALLY IS NO ‘ACT’, THIS STUFF CAN BE A DAILY ROUTINE.
picking up human language is a curse
once you start saying the thr33 b’s its over with
hunting 4 the booty
i have meenah headcanon guess what it is
Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
My absolute favourite thing in fics is when Karkat’s a total concilliatory casanova, the likes of which one might see sprawled temptingly in a pile on the cover of top shelf pale mags in Alternian newsagents.
universe-c said: alskfjasdlfkjadsf How I love your bara Karkat
the ‘design process’ was a lil something like this
dont call him huggy bear he’ll break your arm
I’ve never seen bara Karkat
I like him
genderbend designs that arent over sexualized and/or sexist
Colored KK for Jojo
Here he was.
By now, The Doctor had gotten used to this dreadful feeling of loneliness and had just decided to accept the fact that he would be alone for what seemed like eternity. If only, he could live that long.
Perched on the steps inside the TARDIS, the male wasn’t sure as to what he should spend his time doing. His hands slowly ran themselves over repeatedly, his mind blank as his eyes were focused on the ground. Until, suddenly, they shifted upwards as a sad smile spread across the mad man’s thin lips.
"I’ll always be alone."
The small troll that had perched herself on the railing behind him not too long ago rubbed her chin, glancing at him with her white, glossed over eyes for a quick second before staring at the wall, listening to his words carefully as he spoke them solemnly
"Yeah buddy, I know that feline."
'dude i love video games'
'except for nintendo hahaha that's for kids'